for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
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who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
u kno her room number not her name
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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
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Gonna ruin this post, sorry, but it reminded me of this (article is in spanish).
Basically it’s about this 17-year-old girl (she was adopted when she was a baby, and her parents gave her everything she wanted), who murdered her parents because they wouldn’t give her a car. The psychologists are really surprised because she got 9 out of 9 in a psychopathology test, which is the highest you can get and means that she’s a coldblooded murderer, and feels no remorse at all about what she did. She planned it for about a month, and because she’s really small (4’11”) she convinced her boyfriend and another guy to help her.
They killed her parents in her house and put them in a car to incinerate the bodies. In the end, it was the boyfriend who couldn’t take it anymore and confessed. She had been giving a very calm testimony up until then, but when her boyfriend told the police, she admitted it, and said that she had felt “free” when she had killed them.
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REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
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| band member: | hi |
|---|---|
| band member: | im gonna ruin your life |
| band member: | and you cant do anything about it |
| band member: | you hate me, but you love me |
| band member: | i cause you heart ache and sexual frustration |
| band member: | you cant have me |
